The “Untitled Band” Project
Our first venture into the world of music. Creative Vandalism’s own Darcy Payton-Barnard and Molly Energi are joined by Oscar Caminada-James and Patch Van Guillotine to form Walthamstow’s newest and hottest beat-combo.
Self describing as “shitpost-punk” the band blend hardcore punk, grunge, doom metal, shoegaze and a sprinkling of jazz into a cacophony of experimental noise. With lyrics that tread a fine line between high-brow and low-brow, expect to hear vulgar absurdist nonsense mixed in with angry leftist rants.
The band are currently on hiatus due to a lack of drummer… but an album may be coming soon…
As part of their commitment to the “shitpost-punk” vibe, the band change their name for every gig. So far they have played under:
“Clawjob” at Walthamstow Trades Hall on 22/04/2022
“Kettlejuice” at The Queen’s Head (Brixton) on 29/05/2022
“Dopamine Machine” at Walthamstow Trades Hall on 09/06/2022
“Office Milk” at Walthamstow Trades Hall on 15/07/2022
“Woke Mind Virus” at Biddle Bros (Clapton) on 27/08/2022
“inceSTD” at The Chequers (Walthamstow) on 10/09/2022
“Sugarpiss” at Walthamstow Trades Hall on 26/10/2022
The “Sugarpiss” gig marks the first milestone- the launch of their debut EP: “I went to the beach…”
The EP is available on all major streaming services as of 25/10/22 and available to buy on Bandcamp.
“Overwhelming Anecdotal Evidence” at The Bird’s Nest (Deptford) on 04/11/2022
“Pulse Optional” at the St Moritz Cub (Soho) on 02/12/2022
“Reverse Cow Birth” at The Night Owl (Finsbury Park) on 24/12/2022
“Menstrual Menagerie” at Walthamstow Trades Hall on 12/01/2023
“Chewed by Children” at New River Studios on 10/02/2023
“Crow Funeral” at AMP Studios on 24/03/2023
“Petrol Cheese” at Walthamstow Trades Hall on 09/04/2023
“Thirsty Work” at The Mildmay (Stoke Newington) on 27/04/2023
“Spam Magnet” at The Queen’s Head (Brixton) on 12/05/2023
“Espionage Baguette” at The Trinity (Harrow) on 27/05/2023
“The Weekend Cleaner” at The Chequers (Walthamstow) on 17/06/2023
“I am incapable of making such decisions with such little time” at The Windmill (Brixton) on 24/06/2023
“Chrome Babushka” at The Night Owl (Finsbury Park) on 13/07/2023
“Feminist Viscera” at the New Cross Inn on 25/07/2023
“Girl Autism” at The Bird’s Nest (Deptford) on 09/09/2023
“Dog Snogger” at Paper Dress Vintage on 15/09/2023
“Lost Property Shopper” at Exale Brewery on 23/11/23
“Landlord Bastard” at The Night Owl (Finsbury Park) on 06/12/23
“Sweatshop Hotdog” at Signature Brewery on 15/05/24
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See also- Hand drawn posters for each gig to commemorate each band name by Darcy:
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